I have been dating my wife to be for over 2 years now, and recently proposed. She has met my immediate family (all of whom adore her) and she finds new ways to make me fall in love with her every day.
However, her busy and erratic schedule has resulted in her meeting exactly zero of my close friends over the same 2 year period. As such, they have taken to asking “So, how is your imaginary girlfriend?” To which I now promptly respond “Please, she is my imaginary fiancée.”
She has been very good natured about the whole thing, and she seems to enjoy being anonymous to my peers. But the streak was almost broken a few months back while we were at dim sum in San Francisco. An old acquaintance from high school flagged me down at the restaurant and we exchanged pleasantries. I hadn’t spoken to the man in almost a decade but it was still good to see him.
As he left, my fiancée asked “So? Can he sign off on my existence for the rest of your friends?” Sadly, I had to say no. As he also had not met any of my current close friends it would be the equivalent of saying that my proof of her existence was that my imaginary friend met her.
Now the wedding is in the planning stages, and I am attempting to schedule a meeting with one of my dearest friends who is also a florist (she is providing the flowers for the ceremony/reception). Sadly, my fiancée still has little or no time until June, so this running gag will continue to run.
My friend said she is pretty convinced my bride to be does in fact exist. However, that did not stop her from saying she is “definitely submitting a pitch for My Big Fat Fake Wedding to TLC if she’s not and you’ve just lost your marbles. That’d be good tv.”
I can’t say I disagree. Haha.
check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters
Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre
I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?
They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.
damn that’s a lot of dildos
It’s really bothering me that the poster above the desk is crooked.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF MY ENTIRE LIFE. LIKE LITERALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE AS THE WIZARD OF OZ HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE MOVIE SINCE BIRTH.
This was the greatest joke in all of Wreck it Ralph. I still cannot believe they did this.
THEY. DID. THE. THING.
I love that Beard Papa was the booth guard at the factory.